brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via xxboredangelxx)

Person: She was dressed like a slut, so she got raped. It's common sense.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Officer: So, you say you shot this man?
Me: Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.

(Source: ivyed, via sixfigs)

slomps:

if only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: fvming, via astoundly)

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

(Source: pigolio, via hawaiian-soul)

Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

MY edit. NOT my picture. 

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

MY edit. NOT my picture. 

(Source: timmytwothumbs, via aquify)

(Source: broxklyn, via fabulusly)

oh-haroo:

Nature 🌲🌿

oh-haroo:

Nature 🌲🌿